Gam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, selfish toad.

Gam created the Cigar Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gam, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gam, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gam's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gam's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never feed lots of onions to tortoises while wearing yellow jumpers.

3. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Gam loves snails, so they must be honoured.