Omingepwee is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, benevolent aardvark.

Omingepwee created Europe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Omingepwee, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Omingepwee, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Omingepwee's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Omingepwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always obey Omingepwee's priests.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Omingepwee.