Panvab is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, dishonourable
donkey.
Panvab created matter four million years ago.
If you believe in
Panvab, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Panvab, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Panvab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Panvab's Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Panvab in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never hurt gulls.
3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Panvab on top of important buildings.
4. Never talk about bats.
5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Panvab in the centre of the settlement.