Gomgupcussxuckjopapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow penguin.

Gomgupcussxuckjopapp created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomgupcussxuckjopapp, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gomgupcussxuckjopapp, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gomgupcussxuckjopapp's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Gomgupcussxuckjopapp's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not take Gomgupcussxuckjopapp's name in vain.

4. Never hop in holy places.

5. Always look after injured tapirs.