Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring horse.

Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tarppodflis Witbabrawvonnarljarnsadrap.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Hide if five dolphins approach from the east.