Dosshothin is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, able bat.

Dosshothin created everything that exists six billion years ago.

If you believe in Dosshothin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dosshothin, it will turn you into a hamster.

Dosshothin's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Dosshothin's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about electromagnetism.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.