Vaddiblap is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, cheerful wasp.

Vaddiblap created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vaddiblap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vaddiblap, it will be mildly annoyed.

Vaddiblap's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Vaddiblap's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

3. Never think ill of sick great tits.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Vaddiblap must be the most important thing in your life.