Bundanrig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, idiotic chicken.

Bundanrig created the Virgo Supercluster seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bundanrig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bundanrig, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bundanrig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bundanrig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near voles while wearing fawn stockings and balancing four carbon spheres on your neck.

2. Always obey Bundanrig's priests.

3. Do not hurt bats.

4. Never think about dark matter near moths while wearing yellow trousers and balancing five silicon spheres on your face.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.