Sandmob is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, selfish cat.

Sandmob created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Sandmob, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandmob, she will turn you into a slug.

Sandmob's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Sandmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Sandmob loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sandmob.