Lipdavrig is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, annoying clam.

Lipdavrig created water two years ago.

If you believe in Lipdavrig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipdavrig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lipdavrig's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Lipdavrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never hurt whales.