Cincipcib is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, amazing wyvern.

Cincipcib created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cincipcib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cincipcib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Cincipcib's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cincipcib's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cincipcib first in all things.

2. Never think about electromagnetism near squirrels while wearing white tights and balancing three nickel spheres on your back.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if four mites approach from the south.

5. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Cincipcib in the centre of the settlement.