Latmotmip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow crocodile.

Latmotmip created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latmotmip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Latmotmip, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Latmotmip's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Latmotmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always help squirrels in need.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Latmotmip on top of important buildings.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Latmotmip.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.