Mintipgom is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, emotional dryad.

Mintipgom created the Andromeda Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mintipgom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Mintipgom, she will laugh at you.

Mintipgom's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mintipgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Never talk about asteroids.

3. Mintipgom loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mintipgom.

5. Do not listen to music.