Vidbabdad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast snake.

Vidbabdad created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vidbabdad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Vidbabdad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Vidbabdad's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Vidbabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never sit near horses.

4. Learn seven new languages a year.

5. You must pray to Vidbabdad eight times a day.