Flapbafcut is a god.
He takes the form of a corpulent, smart
deer.
Flapbafcut created snails nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flapbafcut, he will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Flapbafcut, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Flapbafcut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Flapbafcut's Holy Commandments1. Never think about nucleic acids.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.
5. Do not keep eight snakes in a large pit.