Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, astonishing cow.

Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven goats approach from the east.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Wadyogarptagmidciphitbap in the centre of the settlement.