Mifdubfud is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, competent donkey.

Mifdubfud created the Small Magellanic Cloud two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifdubfud, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mifdubfud, he will be mildly annoyed.

Mifdubfud's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mifdubfud's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mites.

2. Always help pigs.

3. You must love Mifdubfud.

4. Worship no other gods but Mifdubfud.

5. Never bounce in holy places.