Duthivcid is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, impressive octopus.

Duthivcid created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Duthivcid, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Duthivcid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Duthivcid's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Duthivcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Duthivcid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Duthivcid.

4. Never sing in the presence of sheep.

5. Pray towards the west.