Zedyikren is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, kind turtle.

Zedyikren created Asia five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zedyikren, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zedyikren, it will strike you with lightening.

Zedyikren's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Zedyikren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never paint your legs fawn.

4. Always look after injured badgers.

5. Always obey Zedyikren's priests.