Flagwadtab is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous crow.

Flagwadtab created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagwadtab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flagwadtab, it will not care.

Flagwadtab's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Flagwadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never go into purple rooms.