Barnpopbun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, self-confident wombat.

Barnpopbun created life four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnpopbun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Barnpopbun, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Barnpopbun's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Barnpopbun's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Barnpopbun must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not speak about parsnips.

5. Tapirs are not to be trusted.