Biss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, effective crow.

Biss created Mount Everest five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biss, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Biss, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Biss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Biss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Biss' name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never jump in the presence of otters.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.