Kaddagdog Sabfetquag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient ferret.

Kaddagdog Sabfetquag created life four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kaddagdog Sabfetquag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kaddagdog Sabfetquag, it will destroy your home planet.

Kaddagdog Sabfetquag's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Kaddagdog Sabfetquag's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Worship no other gods but Kaddagdog Sabfetquag.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not stand on grass.