Sidgepkam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring skunk.

Sidgepkam created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgepkam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sidgepkam, it will curse you with boils.

Sidgepkam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sidgepkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never jump in the presence of porpoises.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.