Gabbedneg is a god.
It takes the form of a large, sapient
goat.
Gabbedneg created an atom two million years ago.
If you believe in
Gabbedneg, it will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Gabbedneg, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.
Gabbedneg's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Gabbedneg's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill geese.
2. Put Gabbedneg first in all things.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Gabbedneg loves goats, so they must be respected.