Bimvigcit is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, moody unicorn.

Bimvigcit created energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bimvigcit, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bimvigcit, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bimvigcit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bimvigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not eat cherries.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.