Tenbastfut is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering fairy.

Tenbastfut created a strange quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tenbastfut, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tenbastfut, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Tenbastfut's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tenbastfut's Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.