Podbellcun is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, proud mongoose.

Podbellcun created carbon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Podbellcun, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Podbellcun, she will turn you into a duck.

Podbellcun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Podbellcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair fawn.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never jump in the presence of turtles.

5. Never feed bread to whales while wearing brown trousers.