Bagmisfed is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, awesome dragonfly.

Bagmisfed created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagmisfed, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bagmisfed, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Bagmisfed's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Bagmisfed's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Erect nine platinum sculptures of Bagmisfed on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if seven aardvarks approach from the east.