Wapwonrow is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, ill-tempered frog.

Wapwonrow created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wapwonrow, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wapwonrow, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Wapwonrow's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wapwonrow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Wapwonrow in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.