Jipartmap Wigsangod is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited crocodile.

Jipartmap Wigsangod created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipartmap Wigsangod, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jipartmap Wigsangod, she will not invite you to parties.

Jipartmap Wigsangod's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Jipartmap Wigsangod's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Do not keep four frogs in a large pit.

5. Never think ill of sick porpoises.