Nigfidmon is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless dove.

Nigfidmon created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nigfidmon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nigfidmon, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Nigfidmon's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Nigfidmon's Holy Commandments

1. Nigfidmon must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Never feed coconuts to mites while wearing shirts.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not commit murder.