Pasgemfodcublaphascim Gengomwad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful goblin.

Pasgemfodcublaphascim Gengomwad created the Milkyway five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasgemfodcublaphascim Gengomwad, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Pasgemfodcublaphascim Gengomwad, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Pasgemfodcublaphascim Gengomwad's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pasgemfodcublaphascim Gengomwad's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never paint your back cyan.

3. Do not shave your face.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Never write about optics.