Ligwigwot Tundubcap is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful manatee.

Ligwigwot Tundubcap created the Sun four million years ago.

If you believe in Ligwigwot Tundubcap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ligwigwot Tundubcap, she will manifest in front of you.

Ligwigwot Tundubcap's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Ligwigwot Tundubcap's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

3. Always wear fawn.

4. Never wear indigo shirts.

5. Put Ligwigwot Tundubcap first in all things.