Mobartdissraw is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unselfish wyvern.

Mobartdissraw created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobartdissraw, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mobartdissraw, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mobartdissraw's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Mobartdissraw's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Always help cats.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never go into white rooms.