Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, charitable parrot.

Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin, he will destroy your home solar system.

Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never go into pink rooms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Shavfutsugtamligvolgid Nurfarnsin must be the most important thing in your life.