Dibnuttxuck is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, fast aardvark.

Dibnuttxuck created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibnuttxuck, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibnuttxuck, she will turn you into a puffin.

Dibnuttxuck's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dibnuttxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Dibnuttxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near sheep while wearing cyan trousers and balancing five titanium spheres on your chest.