Wegxucksig is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omniscient pigeon.

Wegxucksig created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Wegxucksig, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Wegxucksig, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Wegxucksig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Wegxucksig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to great tits while wearing black kilts.

5. Never eat green fruit.