Fun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind beaver.

Fun created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fun, it will be very unhappy.

Fun's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fun's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six geese approach from the west.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always help sick porpoises.