Genpiblun is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fast bear.

Genpiblun created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Genpiblun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Genpiblun, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Genpiblun's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Genpiblun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured eagles.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

4. Never talk about bacteria.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.