Dappanbem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthinking chinchilla.

Dappanbem created the planet Saturn three million years ago.

If you believe in Dappanbem, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dappanbem, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dappanbem's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dappanbem's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Dappanbem first in all things.

3. Do not wear iron on your body.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Draw representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.