Parkbimceb is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, duplicitous shark.

Parkbimceb created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Parkbimceb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Parkbimceb, she will turn you into a goat.

Parkbimceb's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Parkbimceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide if seven eagles approach from the east.

3. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Parkbimceb.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.