Bidmummanhas is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, smart wren.

Bidmummanhas created water two years ago.

If you believe in Bidmummanhas, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bidmummanhas, it will send minions to preach to you.

Bidmummanhas' most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Bidmummanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near moths while wearing orange boots.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never sit near whales.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.