Bapcabcep is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, awe-inspiring hummingbird.

Bapcabcep created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bapcabcep, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bapcabcep, she will be very sad.

Bapcabcep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Bapcabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown aardvarks, for they are unholy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Always help dolphins in need.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.