Cipmitsaw is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, bad-tempered squid.

Cipmitsaw created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipmitsaw, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cipmitsaw, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cipmitsaw's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Cipmitsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. You must pray to Cipmitsaw seven times a day.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never go into purple rooms.