Yimfedbassgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, pitiless slug.

Yimfedbassgep created a top quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimfedbassgep, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yimfedbassgep, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Yimfedbassgep's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Yimfedbassgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sheep.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not take Yimfedbassgep's name in vain.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.