Sandtabnatcad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, confident raven.

Sandtabnatcad created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sandtabnatcad, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandtabnatcad, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sandtabnatcad's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Sandtabnatcad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sandtabnatcad's name in vain.

2. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Always stare at clouds.