Homlencid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, blissful clam.

Homlencid created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Homlencid, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Homlencid, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Homlencid's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Homlencid's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Never hop in holy places.

3. Never wear fawn shirts.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never feed turnips to geese while wearing ear rings.