Hamwanont Bonknutflagbus is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, unfair swallow.

Hamwanont Bonknutflagbus created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamwanont Bonknutflagbus, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hamwanont Bonknutflagbus, she will jump up and down on your head.

Hamwanont Bonknutflagbus' most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Hamwanont Bonknutflagbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never mention grasshopers.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat frogs with great respect.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.