Bepfonfat is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, capable bee.

Bepfonfat created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepfonfat, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bepfonfat, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bepfonfat's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bepfonfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never feed strawberries to mites while wearing magenta hats.